are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
are you straight?
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
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horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

(Source: westindianlows)